What We Look At

If we look really closely, we might see mustard in our benefits, too.

To paraphrase a commenter and a vice-presidential candidate, Washington can’t see Ergenekon from its backyard.

Lesson: Don’t “[run] in front of the car to try and stop it.” Then again, he did stop the car and only suffered a broken foot.

Arming restaurants doesn’t help?

Police officers “smelled methanphedimine [sic].” No mention of whether the hotel room was tidy. As for the unidentified woman, one commenter said “no I can’t,” but I’m sure that’s too few responses for statistical significance.

Chupacabra believers don’t buy “raccoon with mange” explanation.