Jun
14
2011
What about the babes?
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Jun
13
2011
Wishful thinking: Herman Cain is just for entertainment.
Woeful fact: Cain’s statement outgrosses Weiner’s “cocksucking” text.
Aside: According to travelmath.com, the flight distance from Kenya to Indonesia is: 5,680 miles (9,141 km).
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Jun
13
2011
Sadly, he killed a woman, not a garbage bag. And he didn’t die.
In Alameda, they murmur “Yes!” In unison.
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May
2
2010
Natural disasters, here, there, up, down, now, and then.
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May
2
2010
Penis enlargement story remains popular despite strong competition. How long will it stay up?
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Apr
2
2010
The fire burned phragmites along the lake shore.
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