What We Look At

No contest, really. Lady Gaga Telephone: (2,006,293 views) * (9’32”) = 36.37 years, Eclipse trailer: (4,267,057 views) * (1’33”) = 12.87 years

Don’t forget that in most of the United States  and Canada, the day after tomorrow will be much shorter. Not because of the Chilean Quake, though.

If we look really closely, we might see mustard in our benefits, too.

Police officers “smelled methanphedimine [sic].” No mention of whether the hotel room was tidy. As for the unidentified woman, one commenter said “no I can’t,” but I’m sure that’s too few responses for statistical significance.

I’ll be back soon. I have to run out to the store to see if WhatWeFax.com is available.

I’d have bet dollars to donuts for “Homeland Security reports losing guns” to be in this top five. I’m obviously not cut out to be a federal manager.