What We Look At

Arming restaurants doesn’t help?

Police officers “smelled methanphedimine [sic].” No mention of whether the hotel room was tidy. As for the unidentified woman, one commenter said “no I can’t,” but I’m sure that’s too few responses for statistical significance.

Chupacabra believers don’t buy “raccoon with mange” explanation.

“British married couples are happiest 11 months and eight days after their wedding.” If you were married on February 23, 2009, you have my best wishes for a very happy Happiest Day! Unfortunately, I can’t in good conscience wish you many more to come.

Where we learn that “only one in three Christians believe God expects them to be holy.”

Smut for Smut week at UT San Antonio