Feb 25 2010

US News

Best, best, best, best, but best do something about those killer hot dogs.

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Feb 24 2010

The Onion

I’ll be back soon. I have to run out to the store to see if WhatWeFax.com is available.

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Feb 24 2010

ABC News

Equal-opportunity exploitation. Couldn’t find three nearly naked bad girls today.

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Feb 24 2010

The Chronicle

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Feb 23 2010

Federal Times

I’d have bet dollars to donuts for “Homeland Security reports losing guns” to be in this top five. I’m obviously not cut out to be a federal manager.

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Feb 23 2010

Journal de Montréal

Her mother died; their father died; he (allegedly) killed his brother. In other news, a drunk driver kills two passengers, and the churches are falling apart.

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