Jun
13
2011
Wishful thinking: Herman Cain is just for entertainment.
Woeful fact: Cain’s statement outgrosses Weiner’s “cocksucking” text.
Aside: According to travelmath.com, the flight distance from Kenya to Indonesia is: 5,680 miles (9,141 km).
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Jun
13
2011
Sadly, he killed a woman, not a garbage bag. And he didn’t die.
In Alameda, they murmur “Yes!” In unison.
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Apr
2
2010
The fire burned phragmites along the lake shore.
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Mar
14
2010
Maced in the brouhaha was Thelma’s “soon-to-be ex-husband’s 25-year-old girlfriend.” Thelma claims it was self-defense, not rage against hyphens.
The day-objector was unhappy to be in court about the unsafe mobile homes, unlicensed vehicles, and “other nuisances” on his property. During his objectionable day, he asked, “[I]s this is a communist country?”
Objectors elsewhere in Wyoming are fighting “Set Free,” a church hoping to house ex-cons.
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Mar
14
2010
Ah, memories. I got my first gun, a .22 semi-automatic, when I was Payton’s age. At a show like this, I’d have been torn between the cool of “shotgun/rifle combo” and the uncool of “youth model.” I wonder what Payton ended up with.
“Cape Girardeau resident Todd Alexander, right, helps daughter Payton Alexander, 9, look at a Rossi Youth Model Shotgun/Rifle Combo during the Missouri Gun and Knife Show at the Show Me Center on Saturday, March 13, 2010. Payton started hunting last year and came to the show with her father to look for her first gun.”
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Mar
12
2010
From A to Z, but for safety’s sake, stay closer to A.
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