Jun
13
2011
Sadly, he killed a woman, not a garbage bag. And he didn’t die.
In Alameda, they murmur “Yes!” In unison.
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Mar
3
2010
“British married couples are happiest 11 months and eight days after their wedding.” If you were married on February 23, 2009, you have my best wishes for a very happy Happiest Day! Unfortunately, I can’t in good conscience wish you many more to come.
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Mar
2
2010
Cars and other vehicles flooded, ticketed, torched, and electrified. Injury sites include head, leg, and NECK. Is early algebra the answer?
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