Mar
31
2010
The guy ran through the grocery store nude “because he was bored and didn’t have anything to do.” A better choice than most of his neighbors.

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Mar
10
2010
Either the future is bright or no one wants to read about unheroic children and respectable adults.

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Mar
4
2010
Arming restaurants doesn’t help?

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Mar
4
2010
Police officers “smelled methanphedimine [sic].” No mention of whether the hotel room was tidy. As for the unidentified woman, one commenter said “no I can’t,” but I’m sure that’s too few responses for statistical significance.

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Feb
23
2010
Her mother died; their father died; he (allegedly) killed his brother. In other news, a drunk driver kills two passengers, and the churches are falling apart.

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Feb
23
2010
Not just your typical drunk bishop today. Otherwise, murder as usual and “Where’d my porn go?”

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