Mar 12 2010

CNN

"To find out that the young men executed were Vikings is a thrilling development."

“Kids are pretty pleased with their teachers there.”

20100312CNN


Mar 2 2010

Time

The burger article was too drippy for my taste.

20100302Time


Feb 26 2010

Christian Science Monitor

Questions, questions, questions, so let me save you some trouble. The Woodstock hippies aren’t to blame.

20100226Christian-Science-Monitor


Feb 24 2010

ABC News

Equal-opportunity exploitation. Couldn’t find three nearly naked bad girls today.

20100224abcnews-go-com


Feb 23 2010

Journal de Montréal

Her mother died; their father died; he (allegedly) killed his brother. In other news, a drunk driver kills two passengers, and the churches are falling apart.

20100223Journal-Montreal


Feb 23 2010

Reuters

No new deaths. Are Domnina and Shabalin making a bid for the App Store?

20100223Reuters