What We Look At

Sadly, he killed a woman, not a garbage bag. And he didn’t die.

In Alameda, they murmur “Yes!” In unison.

Either the future is bright or no one wants to read about unheroic children and respectable adults.

Police officers “smelled methanphedimine [sic].” No mention of whether the hotel room was tidy. As for the unidentified woman, one commenter said “no I can’t,” but I’m sure that’s too few responses for statistical significance.