What We Look At

Unfortunately for the alleged thief, the crime may fall under section 2B1.5 of the 2009 Federal Sentencing Guidelines Manual: “Theft of, Damage to, or Destruction of, Cultural Heritage Resources; Unlawful Sale, Purchase, Exchange, Transportation, or Receipt of Cultural Heritage Resources”

Police officers “smelled methanphedimine [sic].” No mention of whether the hotel room was tidy. As for the unidentified woman, one commenter said “no I can’t,” but I’m sure that’s too few responses for statistical significance.

Where we learn that “only one in three Christians believe God expects them to be holy.”

Smut for Smut week at UT San Antonio