Mar
2
2010
Cars and other vehicles flooded, ticketed, torched, and electrified. Injury sites include head, leg, and NECK. Is early algebra the answer?

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Feb
28
2010
“But you can choose your browser” probably didn’t go over well with the gay guy.

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Feb
28
2010
If a giant thing and a tiny thing cleave, is it news?

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Feb
26
2010
Questions, questions, questions, so let me save you some trouble. The Woodstock hippies aren’t to blame.

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Feb
24
2010
Equal-opportunity exploitation. Couldn’t find three nearly naked bad girls today.

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Feb
23
2010
Not just your typical drunk bishop today. Otherwise, murder as usual and “Where’d my porn go?”

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